(If you ever find yourself alone in one of these red shirts with a phaser and a communicator, forget the phaser and communicator! They are useless! Take off the red shirt as fast as you can!)
All too often we really prefer sweet lies.
What about you? Do you REALLY want the truth? Or do you just fool yourself to think so?
Cat Gets Contact Lenses A 15-year-old cat's eyesight has been restored by contact lenses in what is believed to be a first in medical history.
Ernest, a cat who lives at a shelter in England, was suffering from a condition where his lids turned inwards and scratched his eyeballs. Vets came up with contacts because Ernest is too old to risk a general anasthetic. The lenses will be removed and cleaned by staff every three weeks. The shelter's administrator says they used Ernest to test dogs that were brought in to see if they were scared of cats because Ernest was never fazed but now it's a little different. "He is much more wary of the dogs now because he can actually see them," the adminstrator says. For the original story, go here. |
Zoo Apologizes for Smelly Gorillas Zookeepers at Chessington Zoo in Surrey, England have issued an apology to visitors due to the foul stench coming from a gorilla enclosure after the animals were fed brussel sprouts.
The primates were fed the green treats due to the vitamin C they contain. But, the strong smells produced from the gorillas have now forced the zoo to revert back to the usual diet of vegetables, fruits, nuts and leaves during operating hours. They'll still get the sprouts at closing time. For the original story, go here. |
 Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
Does MSP think Kung Fu Panda is more adorable than Shrek Donkey???Your Favorite Spazzzzzzz Dear Spazzzzzzz, Heaven's no! Donkey Rules!!!Miss Smarty Pants |
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Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
Why doesn't anyone want to compare apples and oranges?
Sincerely, Dear Donkey, I think because you can eat an orange, but you compute on an apple. I'm pretty sure it is hard to eat a hard drive. I know these things. Just ask me and I'll tell you. Sincerely, |
Donkey is this week's winner!
(For not asking DingDongDongBat who the winner is!)
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Well, that's the way it was!
Your Donkey on the Beat, signing off until next week! |
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Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you." Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?" Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here." Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager." |
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Butt dimples, also known as Dimples of Venus or back dimples, are visible indentations sometimes visible on the human lower back. Butt dimples are rare. If you have them, post a picture on your site and tell me about. Or arrange to send me a picture for anonymous posting here.
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Butt dimples, also known as Dimples of Venus or back dimples, are visible indentations sometimes visible on the human lower back. Butt dimples are rare. If you have them, post a picture on your site and tell me about. Or arrange to send me a picture for anonymous posting here.
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Butt Dimples, aka Dimples of Venus, aka Back Dimples
So the quest continues! The quest to find a xangan with butt dimples! I mean, c'mon! Its not like these are boobs or something!
So please post your butt dimples! Or send them to me - and I can crop them!
If you would prefer someone else crop them I am sure we could find a trustworthy xangan to do said cropping!
You could also remain anonymous!
If I had butt dimples I would save mine - butt see - no butt dimples!
They say that ham is a traditional New Years Day food...
Apparently, the Dutch have a tradition...
Of eating donuts on New Years Day to bring good fortune.
Sounds good to me! Pass the donuts!
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Dead Turkey Joke of the Day
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?. |
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Dead Turkey Joke of the Day Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!". The other replied, "No, it's not!". The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover." |
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Time once again for delivery of news of great joy!
And hot chocolate!
And Christmas trees!
Oh! And let's not forget donkey cookies!
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Butt Dimples, aka Dimples of Venus, aka Back Dimples
@Roadkill_spatula even noted another celebrity with butt dimple, Karen Allen.
So the quest continues! The quest to find a xangan with butt dimples! I mean, c'mon! Its not like these are boobs or something!
So please post your butt dimples! Or send them to me - and I can crop them!
If you would prefer someone else crop them I am sure we could find a trustworthy xangan to do said cropping!
You could also remain anonymous!
If I had butt dimples I would save mine - butt see - no butt dimples!
Butt dimples, also known as Dimples of Venus or back dimples, are visible indentations sometimes visible on the human lower back. It is thought that butt dimples are a genetically determined trait. They are also rather rare, and they should be saved!
After quite a bit of research, I was able to find 4 celebrities that have butt dimples. Here they are:
Cote de Pablo (born November 12, 1979), is a Chilean-born American stage and TV actress and recording artist. She is best known for her role as Ziva David in the CBS television series NCIS, for which she has won an ALMA Award. She has also embarked on a career as a songwriter and vocalist. - wikipedia
Gretchen Mol (born November 8, 1972) is an American actress and former model. She is known for her roles in films like Rounders, Celebrity, 3:10 to Yuma, The Thirteenth Floor, and The Notorious Bettie Page, where she played the title character. She currently appears as Gillian Darmody in HBO's Boardwalk Empire. - wikipedia
Karolina Kurkova (born February 28, 1984) is a Czech model, best known as a former Victoria's Secret Angel, and actress. Mario Testino said of Kurková: "The proportions of her body and her face, as well as her energy level, make her a model who could fit almost into any moment." Vogue editor Anna Wintour called her the "next supermodel". - wikipedia
Vanessa Marcil (October 15, 1968) is an American actress. She is best known for her roles as Brenda Barrett Corinthos on General Hospital, Gina Kincaid on Beverly Hills, 90210 and Sam Marquez on Las Vegas. - wikipedia
I am actually less interested in celebrity butt dimples than I am in finding actual people, xanagans for example, that have butt dimples!
So here is your chance! Help me save the butt dimples! If you have butt dimples, please either post a picture of your butt dimples, or send them to me. They are so rare, you are sure to become a xanga celebrity!
If I had butt dimples I would save mine - see - no butt dimples!
