The Age-Old Question Is Finally Answered: Donkeys Aren't Stubborn
May 13, 2012
It is a question that has vexed the finest academic minds of the past two millennia – but are donkeys and mules really that stubborn?
Now a university has hitched its wagon to the debate in a two-day conference taking apart centuries of asinine conjecture about ‘donkey, mule and hinny cultures worldwide’.
Ben Hart of the Donkey Sanctuary posited the theory that ‘evolutionary histories of donkeys and mules’ had led to behaviour that has been misunderstood and contributed to the reputation for being stubborn.
‘The donkey’s behaviour is commonly misunderstood principally because their behaviour is compared to that of the horse, rather than viewed as a separate species,’ he said in Stubborn Donkey Or Smart Ass? at the School of Oriental and African Studies at the University of London.
‘By looking at the domesticated donkeys’ evolutionary niche and the behaviour of both free-living donkeys and domesticated donkeys, it is possible to explain the different behaviours of donkeys and to lay to rest their reputation for stubbornness and their misrepresentation as small horses with big ears.’
Donkeys have been associated with stubbornness since before Christ. Ancient Greek epic poet Homer and fabulist Aesop labelled the creatures as ‘stupid, servile and stubborn’.
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Sammy The Squirrel Learns To Bash The Keys On Toy Piano
May 15, 2012
He lives in a music studio so it’s no surprise Sammy the squirrel seems nuts about music - the bushy tailed Bach often bounces along the keys of his miniature toy piano, bashing them with his paws.
Abandoned by his mother, Sammy has grown up around music after he was rescued by piano teacher Shirley Higton and her husband Steve two years ago.
Mrs Higton, 55, said: ‘He has learned to press the keys which is something he could not do when he first got the piano.
‘Sammy’s favourite notes are those his paws happen to land on, and it is all a case of pot luck. He likes listening to bouncy music, such as a boogie woogie, but I don’t think Jools Holland has any worries.’
His interest is believed to have started when he heard the Higton children’s piano lessons at the family’s home in Bridlington, Yorkshire.
‘He likes to jump on the keyboard and chase their fingers as they play,’ Mrs Higton said.
But, despite his avant-garde ‘playing’ style, the rocking rodent is a bit of a connoisseur who ‘has a habit of nodding off when the students play soft classical music’.
Nutcracker suite
The First Nut Is The Deepest - Rod Stewart
Furry Tail Of New York - The Pogues
One Rodent In Time - Whitney Houston
Forget About Drey - Dr Dre and Eminem
Nut Fever - Bee Gees
It Must Be Nuts - Madness
Nutbush City Limits - Tina Turner
Great Fur Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
Nutting Like The Real Thing - Marvin Gaye
Nice One Squirrel - Tottenham Hotspur FC
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So how long did it take for two fools to notice they were sunning under falling coconuts?

I suppose it could have been worse?

Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
Why do teeth only hurt when the dentist's office is closed or you can't go?
Donkey
Dear Donkey,
You can go to the dentist's office when it is closed. This is a free country. If you want to go to the dentist's office and 3 in the morning, there is no law that says you can't do that. So you take your sore teeth to the dentist's office as soon as they hurt. Now, if you want to see the DENTIST, you should wait and take your teeth when the dentist will be at the office. That is just a bit of friendly advice.
Miss Smarty Pants
Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
Why are donkeys so stubborn?
Your Favorite,
Spazzzzzzzzzz
Dear Spazzzzzzzzzz,
They aren't stubborn, they just have very firm ideas about how they want to do or not do things.
Miss Smarty Pants
@BeadBrat is this weeks winner.
Just because!
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Well, that's the way it was!
Your Donkey on the Beat, signing off until next week!
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Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.
Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
Jon says, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.
The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"
Dan says, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."
"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.
"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."
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