Well - at least one of them is a totally naked picture!

Here is the first one! Totally naked!

Tude says she wasn't naked in this one - she was... erm... sitting!

Yeah! Sitting - I think that's what she said!

WHAT!?! You were expecting something else?

The crazy quackers form an orderly line as they waddle single file towards the water and, amazingly, not one of them ever tries to jump the flock.

Sometimes a line of up to 60 ducks will slowly make its way along the bank and while they’re patient they’re not quiet and love to quack and make a huge racket.

Once they’re done frolicking in the lake the ducks then hop out one-at-a-time and walk patiently back toward the coastline just as they had entered.

Locals in Wangjiazhou have since dubbed them the English ducks after the British habit of forming and waiting in an orderly queue.

Park Li, a resident wildlife fan, told reporters: ‘It's a long water line and they could wade in anywhere but they always wait in their queue, just like the English.’

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Yup!

Tude hates alarm clocks!

During the extensive search for Yvonne, hundreds of people travelled to Bavaria to help with the pursuit - even bringing a cow relative and its calf at one point in the hope of luring the fugitive to them.

She first came on Metro.co.uk's radar, of course, when we heard she'd been trying to blend in with some deer in woodland - in such a manner that anyone who spotted her testified that she had clearly come to believe she was a deer.

In the intervening weeks, we've heard about the 'cow whisperer' who reckoned she was communicating with Yvonne by telepathy, the infrared cameras and Ernst the supposedly irresistible bull (aka 'the George Clooney of bulls').

The presence of Waltraut, Yvonne's sister, wasn't even enough to draw her out.

It took until Tuesday this week for her to show up at a farm in Muhldorf, where she joined four young cows in a pasture. She was identified by an ear tag and chipped horn.

Yvonne's now set for a life of retirement at the Gut Aiderbichl animal sanctuary, which bought her while she was on the run so that she could avoid the burger fate she so feared.

Her son and sister are there with her, and the public are free to visit her if they wish (see ya there, peeps!).

For the original article, go here.

What would Tude do for a Klondike Bar?

Or a diet coke?

Labelled the ‘Problemkuh’ – or problem cow – she remained at large in the pine forests of Bavaria since she broke through an electric fence on May 24.

Now, after 91 days on the hoof, she faces the ultimate stealth challenge when permission to shoot the six-year-old brown cow on sight will be granted from Friday.

Luckily for Yvonne – who also has to contend with a €10,000 (£8,700) bounty on her bovine head amid the media frenzy – she seems to have gone native.

The latest sighting of the 700kg beast seems to confirm reports she now thinks of herself not as a dairy cow but instead as a deer. An expert from the Aiderbichl animal sanctuary in Yvonne’s native Austria laid eyes on the creature in the dead of night as he staked out his prey in a heavily camouflaged observation post dug deep into the undergrowth. ‘She stared at me – it was the look of a wild animal and not a dairy cow,’ he said.

Tantalisingly, Yvonne hovered just out of range of the tranquilliser gun. 

Trackers and even a reporter from Bild, Germany’s bestselling tabloid, found evidence of fresh cowpats as they joined the search.

But so far even the animal charms of a bull called Ernst, so attractive he’s been dubbed ‘the George Clooney of bulls’, have failed to lure Yvonne from her woodland hideout.

For the original article, go here.

The animal – missing since she fled a German farm on her way to a slaughterhouse in May – will be left to roam her new woodland home unmolested.

Yvonne rose to fame when a shoot-on-sight order was given to hunters, while animal lovers tried desperately to bring her in alive.

The cow has become in international celebrity as hundreds of thousands of fans around the world have witnessed her repeatedly evade her captors.

Now officials have called off the full scale search by police and wildlife experts and have withdrawn the shoot-on-sight sanction.

‘We have asked all helpers to leave the forest,’ said wildlife sanctuary boss Hans Wintersteller, who led Operation Yvonne in Muhldorf, Bavaria. ‘Now, only one hunter will stay and watch the cow with a tranquilliser gun. If she gets near, he can shoot but all others have been ordered to move.’

Yvonne, also know as 'Problemkuh' (problem cow) in Austria where she was reared, broke through an electric fence earlier this year just days before a journey to the abattoir - a journey she would not return from.

The brave bovine has now gone rogue in the forests of Austria, and was previously spotted in the dead of night by an expert from the Aiderbichl animal sanctuary, who at the time said: 'She stared at me, it was the look of a wild animal and not a dairy cow’.

For the original article, go here.

Dozens of witnesses have reported sightings and say the cow now clearly thinks it's a deer.

Yvonne's plight began when she escaped from a Bavarian sausage maker almost 10 months ago. Since then local press have picked up the story and reported that hunters had been given permission to shoot the cow.

Animal rights campaigners in Germany are up in arms with the decision and have since launched an appeal with a widespread search taking place at the weekend.

Hundreds of people travelled to Bavaria to help with the pursuit and even brought a relative and its calf with them to help lure Yvonne from the woods.

Unfortunately they had no luck and the cow still remains on the run.

Michael Aufhauser, an Austrian multimillionaire animal lover, has agreed to buy the wiley bovine from the sausage maker once the cow is captured, but it seems life with the deer has made its mark on Yvonne.

For the original article, go here.

No height is too perilous for this cute rodent who loves to spin around the rope.

Her antics certainly thrilled photographer Mirko Waltermann, who took the pictures at his home in Hamm, Germany. While setting up the photo shoot Dolly was so eager to start the shoot that she began running around her cage in anticipation.

Bringing the energy to the camera, Dolly made sure she pulled off her routine to perfection by spinning around the rope with high speed stunts. We even think that she might have a chance a snaring a lead role in the next Alvin and the chipmunks film.

Mirko is a specialist in high-key lighting and says he enjoys photographing anything from fashion to animals.

Getting a unique image is what he strives for and relies on technical innovation to keep pushing the boundaries of creativity.

For the original article, go here.

Tude has a nice ass!

See!

Don't you agree?

Also -

Tude is girlcotting!

Something about a butt-texting and a concussion!

Has anyone ever butt-texted you?

The bear is believed responsible for about 21 break-ins in the Red Lodge area in south-central Montana over the past few weeks.

In the most recent heist, Marek Rosin said he awoke at about 1:30 a.m. on July 29 to find the bear had pushed open the door to his back porch and was raiding his chest freezer.

"He was about four feet from me with his head in the freezer munching on a pizza," Rosin said. "It was almost comical if it wouldn't have been that close."

Rosin scared the bear off before it could eat anything more.

Most of the break-ins involve the bear climbing through a screened window or breaking through a screen door to access refrigerators or freezers, said Shawn Stewart, a Fish, Wildlife and Parks biologist.

Stewart said he thinks a single adult black bear is causing most of the problems. Two culvert traps were set up, but the bear has avoided them. Another bear was captured and relocated.

Over the past four days, no new reports of bear break-ins have come in. It's unknown if the bear might have left the area.

Bear incidents are also being reported south of Bozeman, east of Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming and around Jackson Hole, Wyo.

"It's fairly widespread," Stewart said.

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It may sound like a barking mad scheme to some, but Chew Chew, in Sydney, is proving a massive hit with its mouth-watering range of meals for mutts.

The menu features dishes such as beef steak with mushrooms and chicken wings, fish soup and chicken wings and lamb bones.

If owners’ pooches fancy a coffee, no problem, but Chew Chew serves its ‘doggie-cinos’ with a sprinkling of dried liver treats.

Pet lovers who live too far away to visit Chew Chew are catered for, as well, because they can order products online.

The unusual restaurant, which opened in June, is run by pet nutritionist Naoko Okamoto, who told The Sydney Morning Herald that a lot of owners had been waiting for a place they can bring their dog.

She said: ‘I started with organic dog biscuits and supplements and selling them at the markets and spent three years finding out the customers' needs.’

We assume that doggy bags are available for hounds with eyes bigger than their stomachs.

For the original article, go here.