September 27, 2009
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The Sunday Donkey Times 09-27-2009
Cops Taser, Handcuff Rogue Emu
An emu that clearly loved life in the fast lane caused havoc when it ran along a busy US highway. Police originally received calls from startled motorists who had spotted two of the bird-brained, er, birds hot-footing it around the state's I20 motorway and Highway 80 road.It took officers two days of searching before they found one of the traffic-dodging creatures near an entrance to the I-20 carriageway.
The speedy animal was eventually surrounded by the authorities, who used a taser gun to subdue it before moving it out of harm's way.
The emu is being kept at the Scott County Forest Coliseum sanctuary, presumably while police decide whether to charge the bird with Jay walking.
For the original article, go here.
Judge Exiles Dog
A Pomeranian dog has been banished by a judge from the Colorado resort of Aspen after getting in trouble for biting and other bad behaviour.Municipal Judge Brooke Peterson told the dog's owner, Melinda Goldrich, that if the dog is seen again in Aspen, it will be rounded up by animal control officers and put to death. Goldrich was in court on Wednesday on a charge of keeping a vicious dog.
An Aspen fitness club employee told The Aspen Times that the Pomeranian, named Gizmo, bit her in August while it was tied to a fence. The dog served 10 days in an animal shelter.
Goldrich had been under a court order to not leave Gizmo unattended after the dog bit another person in February. She also was cited in 2006 for the animal's bad behavior.
An out-of-town friend has offered to take the dog, it is reported.
Pomeranians are long-haired and small, typically 3 to 7 pounds (1.5 to 3 kilograms).
For the original article, go here.
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Comments (13)
Lol, about the emu! We have a pair. Using a taser?! I can't imagine that would help, but maybe it did. Any new situation and they go bananas. Gotta watch those legs. Lethal weapons!
ahh...runners and biters...good stories...congradulations to Aloysius_son for winning the prize of the week...have a great sunday...smile
those emu are a pain in the butt.
how dry i am...
I like Tude's socks!
I think Danish Doll is hinting her legs are cold....
Tude is getting dry???
Jilly Carmel has met Emus personally?
Hello m elmer
Mcbery: Why raise emus? for the giant chicken legs?
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Congrats to all that have beat me here at Donkey guys sunday Times edition....
I don't have time to leave a comment. I have to go do a post...
I heard about that doggie on the radio. Seems that my state contributes a lot to the Sunday Donkey Times. I live in an entertaining place I suppose.
@IamDonnaC -
it's how much is that doggie in the window! not the doggie on the radio! sheesh!
They tasered an Emu?...that is wild!!!
No interesting news but we had an interesting dinner..
Not sure what to say about any of it... LOL...
Have a great evening my friend!
It seems America ggets problem with the animals !
About Tude's socks , are they socks or woollen stocking ?