March 30, 2008
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The Sunday Donkey Times
Visitor Brings Horse to Hospital to See Sick Relative
Most hospital visitors turn up with a bunch of grapes and some flowers. But one well-wisher thought it would be better to take the patient's favourite pet – though, unfortunately, it was a horse.
The visitor went unnoticed with the animal as they went through reception and they even made it up three FLATfloors in a lift.
However, they fell at the final hurdle when security spotted the pair as they were about to surprise the sick relative.
The guards did allow the patient to briefly see his unlikely visitor – but he was disappointed to find that it was not even his own beloved steed but a different horse.
The visitor claimed no members of staff were in reception when he arrived and he shouted to try to attract someone's attention.
Security said the horse left 'just a few scuff marks' in the hospital before it was returned to its trailer in the car park.
A spokesman for Wilcox Memorial Hospital, in Hawaii, said cats and dogs were the only pets welcome at the hospital.
He added: 'Our greatest concern is patient care. 'We just hope people understand this is not a place for a horse. It's a very dangerous thing.'
For the original story, go here.
Donkey Bows Out of Ballet
Russia's Mariinsky ballet has said farewell to one of its longest-serving artistes: a 21-year-old donkey named Monika.
The animal is to be pensioned off after 19 years carrying the knight's overweight servant Sancho Panza around the stage in productions of the ballet Don Quixote.
The Mariinsky, previously known as the Kirov, is one of Russia's foremost ballet troupes.
At her farewell party, Monika danced a waltz with one of the Mariinsky's ballerinas and was presented with retirement gifts of carrot cake, a pinafore and a kerchief. Her role will be taken over by a female donkey named Alina.
'She loves to perform and she loves applause,' said Tatyana Solomatina, a spokeswoman for St Petersburg zoo, where Monika lives between performances.
'She knew the exact time to appear in the ballet, even without someone accompanying her.'
For the original story, go here.
Tude sent me a picture of Spazzz wearing Tude's bra stuffed with socks!She thought it was perfect for the SpaziTude Living section!
The Editor, who decidedly likes breathing, pondered the picture for a moment and decided perhaps it would be OK with a strategically placed postit note:
There! That's good!
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A will, is a dead giveaway.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
- A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.
Note: Miss Smarty Pants is taking the day off! Tdoay's questions are reprinted from an earlier edition.
Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
Why does it snow so much in Rochester, NY? Is the snow any different in NY than it is in Colorado or Alaska?
Sincerely,
Totally Snowed
Dear Snowed,
Of course it is different. If it were all the same, just think how
big those snowflakes would have to be to reach from coast to coast and
all the way across the middle of the country too. WOW!Warmly,
Miss Smarty Pants
Dear Miss Smarty Pants,
What does Spazzz want for Christmas and why does she want it?
Sincerely,
Spazzzz's Secret Friend
Dear Secret Friend,
We all know Spazz likes chocolate. And we also know Spazz likes
socks. I think if you found some chocolate socks thus combing two of
her favorite things, she would be very bouncy. Mostly she likes
surprises. I think she would be very surprised to get chocolate socks
in her stocking. That would be socks in stockings... a good title for a
Dr. Seuss poem. hmmmmSincerely,
Miss Smarty Pants
SoonerRose and Just_dreamin58 are this week's winners!
They are celebrating their birthdays.
Their ages add up to 100 years.
They don't look a day over 49!
Gift shopping? Go here!
Well, that's the way it was! Your Donkey on the Beat, signing off until next week!
Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
Today's YouTube Tune
Did you see an interesting news article this past week? Report it to the Donkey!
Comments (33)
DONKEY!
post it notes?????? i didnt order post it notes!!!!!
honestly... i dont approve!
Aw! That was sweet of the person to try to cheer the relative up with their favorite pet...even if it turned out to be the wrong horse! Well placed post it note!
*sparkle
Morning Donkey!
I had to skip church and feel rather lousy but I got here before DaBombMom2.
Now that's enough to cheer me up.
Well then, just forget it, I won't comment at all!
Perhaps you should rename it the SpaziTude Rivalry Section!
A horse?
jeeeez
Aw, no DollyTuded Spazz....
What? I hate peas is not in Church?
I guess Dabomb mom is coming soon...(bad pun)
Have a great week...though you'd miss being relaxing...
have a wonderful Sunday
I was for sure the same snowflake fell in Rochester as the snowflake that fell in Alaska and Colorado, so I am glad I got straight on that, WOW.
Chocolate socks, not a bad idea.
Hugs, Tricia
morning donkey....shower and church are a calling me...well so is the hospital but not the ER...don't want to go anywhere where they know my name...80% hu?...that shall wait to be seen...lol...did ya figure out which one I missed...lol....and as for the post it...congradulations on being an honest editor...and you do like your buttering up don't ya...a day over 49...my goodness...lol....have a good sunday...smile
@EyeHatePeas - you skipped church just to beat me?? LOL ... I was on the computer when he posted, but somehow I missed seeing that he did. Oh well, there's always tomorrow!!!
That's a cool story about the Donkey ballerina! So are you a good dancer, DonkeyGuy??
Happy Sunday to you!
Monring Donkey
@DaBombMom2 -
Yeah, it's pretty bad when the preacher skips church ... but I did beat you.
Morning Donk!!! Love the stories! Hope you have a nice Sunday and a great week!!! I'm not last for a change!
Happy Sunday! !!!!
just here to send out my sunday greetings~ ~
i hope u r having a relaxing, fun day!
ona cat~.~
I read about the hospital horse visit once before someplace........... Hmmmmmm............
Yep! Pea Hater is coughing and snotting all over the place. If this continues, I may have to tie him up, throw him in the car and drag him to the doctor. I did not skip church, so my halo is all shined up and straight. Hope you have a good Sunday, Mr. Donkey!
the WRONG horse? that's a bummer. I did skip church today so I'll probably have some kind of esssplainin to do ...
@EyeHatePeas - You're the preacher and you skipped church just to beat me? Wow .. I feel bad and I'm going to hell for sure!
Hope your Sunday isn't too boring! Work? Blech!
pfft, nobody even tried to bring my cats to visit me *sadface*
A donkey ballerina, who knew donkeys were so talented. Of course I know a donkey who writes the Sunday times so why am I surprised at a donkey ballerina??!!!!
That's what I want to see Donkey, you in ballet slippers! I hope you are having a fantastic Sunday! BTW, this is one of my favorite songs. It gives me the chills every time I hear it!
Donkey Oaty but have been a good dancer! Are you related?
@DaBombMom2 - *SHGLAF*
Are you going to try out for the ballet?
*waving* just stopping by to say goodnight! Hope you and Flash had a great day!
Awww, that was a cute story about the donkey that is retiring. Have a good week!
nite donkey...I's already posted the answers so let's see how smart ya is...lol...and tell me which one I missed...lol...and I did go to church today...for that is where I's belongs on sundays...lol...have a good one...Smile
nite donkey
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