Dead Turkey Joke of the Day
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook. |
Comments (29)
Morning Donkey!
Yippee I'm first! Time to dance!!!
I love your little playmate!! What a great combination!
Darn .. I was working on a post and you slipped in here once again. But at least I beat the Peas guy!!
Have a great day!
Oh, bother!! Catching lightning bugs can wear one out. I think you are too much fun for your companion.
Well! Of course I can catch lightning bugs! (I just don't see the point...)
i love eeyore! after all, he's a donkey too!
shhhhh dont be too loud! i'm at work already... dont want to wake my coworkers!!!!
Oh! and just guess who my favorite cartoon character is!
morning donkeY~
how ya doing ? happy tuesday~!!!!
peace & blessings~
ona cat~.~
Why do you ask such hard questions?
good morning donkey...happy tudesday
oh i am sure he could, if he saw any reason to bother trying!
there has to be a favorite?...you are asking me?...us?....ooops there goes another helicoptor...why ya ask?...a walmart truck took the caynon road last nite and ended up at the bottom of the caynon...lol...read the sign it states TRUCKS NOT ADVISED...does that mean go on and do it?....fully loaded too...lol...they are still unloading it now...morning...happy tudesday to ya...smile even tho it hurts
Oh Donkey, you get along with everyone! How are you doing? something tells me you are in a bit of a funk again... I hope things are OK!
I wonder if tigger and Donkey would get along?
...Sorry I'm just a big tigger fan.
Morning Donkey. happy tuesday to you..
I love Eeyore! In fact, I have some pics up in my blog about Sherri giving me an Eeyore outfit!! I just love it!!!
I love Eeyore, Snoopy, and my favorite cartoon strip is For Better or For Worse. http://www.fbofw.com
Hope you and Flash have a great day!
I love Eeyore and I do think an Eeyore and Donkey would make good friends!!!
Happy Tudes day!!!
I think you and Eeyore would make a fine pair. He may have a little trouble keeping up with you
You could probably cheer Eeyore up! And Stevie Ray is one of my most favorites! There's a kid from around here being compared to him, already making a name for himself at 17. I have one his songs on my playlist, name is Tyler Dow Bryant.
Poor Eeyore. He needs Prozac.
I like Marvin the Martian
Can Eeyore use a leaf blower?
I like Tom and Jerry.
< < < This is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
@Aloysius_son -
lol!!!
I love me some Stevie Ray Vaughan - House Is Rockin'
please pass the slow Southern Comfort...lol...tis a good song to belt out while dirving...lol...could you two be freinds...only the shadow and you know for sure...lol...smile even tho it hurts...
Last! I'm NUMBER TWENTY-EIGHTH!
I have something in common with Spazz. My favorite is Tigger. I even have him tattooed on my right lower leg.
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