December 15, 2013

Snow Skiing Blackbird

Funny Cats

Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.”

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?”

The string says, “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

December 8, 2013

Bahama Pigs

Trick Shot Titus

Tude Tree

Time to Hibernate

Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can’t it get us out?

Is it possible to be totally partial?