July 3, 2013
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Broken G-String
Somebody told me that a g-string was just like a thong!
I really don't see the likeness!
Do you see the similarities between a g-string...
And a thong?
I have played the guitar on and off since I was 9 or 10.I only remember my g-string breaking once!
The e-strings broke a lot.
But not the g-strings!
Let's not even talk about c-strings!
I never played the cello!
Dead Turkey Jokes of the Day Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They won't touch anything electric.Q: How do you make a banjo players car more aerodynamic?
A: Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A: The bull has the horns in front and the ass in the back.Q: How do you know it's a singer at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in.
Today's YouTube Tune
Did you ever have a g-string break?
Comments (20)
we have a athletic store in town and I went to get my hubby some new thongs and I had so change it to flips. Nike flips. LOL
when we were teenagers we went to a hamburger place called the Gay 90's and the kids tease me about that when they were teens.
so many things have changed since the 70's LOL
I can say that I have played guitar lots, I suck and I have never had a sting break on me.
The thong is ended but the malady lingers on.
I played cello for a year. I wish I had continued. When a string broke and I didn't have a replacement, I had to play way up the neck.
I have extra e strings if you need them. It took me a minute on the orchestra joke but I finally got it, you see I only know one conductor and he's a right nice guy =))) The song was lovely!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, ok ya got me, but only coz my GFs G-String seems to break often, and no, she don't play no guitar or other string instrument. =)
@Texasjillcarmel - Yep! Flip flops!
@Foodhog - Electrics are often strung with very light gauge strings - and then they get played hard - and snap!
@Roadkill_Spatula - Yeah! Lend me your ear and I'll thing you a thong - and 'Ill try not to thing out of key!
@mlbncsga - Oh! My guitars have not been out of the cases in a while now...
@olwd - She must set that up for the fun of it!
That bluegrass joke is my favorite. I think I'll have to use that one.
Nope. I guess I didn't pluck as hard as you did
I have a song for you...
I'm not sure if it is in the key of G or not...
The donkey went down to Xanga
He was lookin' for chocolate to steal
He was in a bind with his big behind
and he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
gnawing on a snickers bar and licking the top
And the donkey jumped up and down a lot and said,
"Boy, let me tell you what.
"I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a snicker licker, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
"Now, you post a pretty good blog, boy,
but give the donkey his due.
I'll bet a Hershey bar against some fudge,
'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Aloysius_son,
and I might never win,
but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'cause I'm the foolishiest-est blogger in the den."
Al_son, log in to your blog and type with all your little heart,
'cause a smell's cut loose in Xanga and a donkey dealt the fart.
And if you win you get this Hershey bar wrapped in foil
But if you lose, the donkey gets your fudge...
The donkey opened up his saddlebags
and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his hoovetips
as he copy and pasted with a glow.
And he pulled down the favorites menue
and made his entry hiss.
Then a spaz and little tude joined in
and it sorta looked somethin' like this.
Wikepedia...
ducks...
donkey...
jokes...
When the donkey finished, al_son said,
"Well, you're pretty good, old mule,
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you who's the bigger fool."
Dingbat's a coming quick. Run, boys, run.
The donkey's in the house with Aloysius_son.
Possum in the well house stinkin' Tudes toes.
Spazmom, flies a kite, ho, he-ha, ho.
The donkey bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that hershey bar
on the ground at al_sons's feet.
Al_son said, "Donkey, just come on back
if you ever want to try again.
'Cause I told you once, you silly jack ass,
I'm the biggest fool there is in the den."
Dingbat's a coming quick. Run, boys, run.
The donkey's in the house with Aloysius_son.
Possum in the well house stinkin' Tudes toes.
Spazmom, flies a kite, ho, he-ha, ho.
I laughed all the way through this post! hehehe! I once (and only once) referred to thongs as footwear and was laughed out of the room. I hear they are now called flip-flops. hehe!
@Aloysius_son - Good song! Hey! Your Hershey bar disappeared? Better be careful where you leave those things! [munch munch]
LOL!
@murisopsis - Yeah! My mom was always mad about the way the meaning of words changed over the years! Apparently, referring to someone as a gay bachelor in the 1940's meant something entirely different....
@McScarry - Feel free to use jokes! I have no idea where I got them!
@armnatmom - Oh! It probably wasn't plucking that broke them! Picking or strumming usually! But plucking sounds - um - yeah!
No, apparently they get tugged on too much. She had to replace her g-string often.
@olwd - Do you tug on her g-string?