March 13, 2013
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Bunny Crossing Ahead
There is a bunny crossing ahead!
For some reason, people like to mix up bunnies with Easter!
A lot of bunnies get hurt in the process!
Why do people do these things to bunnies?
Are you ready for Easter?
Dead Turkey Joke of the Day Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water".
"Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified.
"Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs".
"And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady.
"Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".
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Does your family have any favorite Easter traditions?
Comments (12)
My wife hates the Easter Bunny, Easter eggs, etc. She likes Easter as originally intended. lol
Easter to me personally is not a good memory, as much as my parents like to downplay it. Why couldn't they have just sprung for chocolate eggs or bunnies? Anyway, we don't celebrate Easter like the norm. Up to last year we did the sunrise service and christmas service at church but have decided not to this year. We feel we are headed in another direction and we should stop trying to fool ourselves.
The bunny with the pancake on its head, that is funny, but I don't get it.
Your silly Turkey joke was just that, silly. "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much". Just plain silly. loq
I had a bag with a kangaroo in it and when my grandson saw the ears sticking out he said,"a bunny rabbit." I thought that was cute.
I'm ready for Easter but not prepared for Easter...well, I do have a bonnet =) loved the video!
Not so much Easter. the first joke was funny.
Thank you for not posting that joke before we flew over the ocean for 5 hours!!
My bunnies are all ready to celebrate Jesus.
Easter = sugar coated marshmallow bunnies in pastel colors.
nope. not ready for easter. no chocolate. cant have easter with out chocolate. its like going to church with out jesus! just plain dumb!
I'm thinking of starting a new tradition, instead of decorating Easter eggs it involves hair coloring, donkeys and colored ribbons .
i was also thinking that we needed some new Easter traditions with the kids all grown and gone, but mine was more in the direction of breakfast in bed...
Church on both Good Friday and Easter Sunday are a given. We'll have a big ham dinner with my husband's family. Our kiddo gets an Easter basket. This year we're also attending a traditional Passover dinner too.